140. What if LEGOs came to life in a cooking class?
Abacus P. Grumbler gets to host his own cooking show this week, and the whole Jamma-Loo Family will learn the great secrets of cooking magic… That is, if they can keep Zach’s Ninjagoos under control.
Lessons include: It’s fun to forget ourselves while playing, but we still need to remember our friends’ feelings; throwing an egg in its shell is painful!
This episode has been remastered with new effects, post-story reflection, and smoother sound throughout. The original story aired on October 21st, 2019.
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17. Jacob asks: What if cars could fly?
Come to Jalopo’s workshop and meet Pintopio, a flying car who wants to be a real baseball player! Will he succeed? Poppa Loo doesn’t seem to think so, but when has he ever been right about anything?
Lessons: Our world becomes more amazing the more inclusive we make it; we can all find a way to enjoy movement.
This remastered episode features new effects, music, and a freshened audio mix! It originally aired on February 16th, 2016.
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190. A Cthunkle Carol (Part 2)
Cthunkle left off with the impulsive ghost of Ifmas Present. Will the wicked Squidopus learn the error of his ways, or will he be defeated by a sludge monster?
Lessons include: Being kind can feel like a sacrifice, but a very rewarding one; unfairness may not always be punished, but it rarely brings true happiness.
This remastered classic originally aired on December 28th, 2020.
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189. A Cthunkle Carol (Part 1)
Cthunkle’s getting a surprise birthday present, a story where he’s actually taken over What If World! Of course, ruling the world may not be so fun when Cthunkle finds himself haunted by moralizing spirits...
Lessons include: Great wealth and power doesn’t bring great happiness; we don’t need to wait for the holidays to be kind to each other.
This remastered classic originally aired on December 21st, 2020.
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120. Felicity asks: What if my lunch lady was an octopus?
Zach and Zizi are on a mission to feed the sky a healthy meal. But can they save the world and still get back to school in time for Pizza Day?
Lessons include: big changes don’t happen overnight, but using your voice can help get things started; junk food makes us feel like junk and healthy food makes us feel healthy, who’da thunk?
This remastered episode originally aired on April 22nd, 2019.
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184. Izzy asks: What if your hat was full of spiderwebs?
Poppa Loo’s News announces the next president, but then a mystery case of spider-web hats overtakes the people of What If World! Can Alabaster and Fair Elise get to the bottom of their latest case?
Lessons include: Relationships grow and change as we do; wanting something doesn’t mean you are entitled to it.
This remastered episode first aired on November 9th, 2020.
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162. Dennis asks: What if Fred the Dog bought the What-If-Mobile?
When Mr. Eric goes missing, Ms. Karen and Fred tell the story. Can they handle all the questions blasted out by the What-If-Mobile?
Lessons: It’s wonderful to give, but giving everything we’ve got will not leave us enough to stay happy and healthy.
The story originally aired on April 27th, 2020.
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173. The Wholympics!
We’re taking a break from What If World’s regularly scheduled disaster to replay one of our favorite episodes in preparation for the Olympics! Mamma Jamma and Poppa Loo are announcing for the Wholympics, an undersea tournament of champions! We’re also checking in on some of our aquatic friends from episode 45.
Lessons include: traditions aren’t limitations; persistence is more impressive than perfection, and more achievable, too!
This episode originally aired on August 10th, 2020.
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45. Lucy asks: What if a mermaid found a beautiful treasure?
Meet Meriah Caring, a mermaid who sets out to find a beautiful treasure during the storm of the century. But what happens when you find a treasure and no one else thinks it's beautiful?
Lessons include: the greatest treasures aren't things, they're people; beauty isn't hard to find if you keep an open mind.
This remastered classic first aired on September 5th, 2017.
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42. Lucia asks: What if eating marshmallows was against the law?
Marsha and Marshall Mallow have finally gotten marshmallow-eating outlawed, but New What City is still a long way from Candy Equality. Can the Mallows win over the masses, or will everyone be too distracted by their cute voices? Also, there's a Griffin!
Lessons include: Every voice matters; if someone is being treated unfairly, it’s up to you to speak out.
The remastered classic first aired on August 14th, 2017.
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311. G&G # 31: Race to Space (w/ Steph & Phil)
Steph of TTRPG Kids and Phil of Kid Stories Podcast adventure in Dogopolis as DAK the delivery robot and Tillo the armadillo dust wizard. Sniff the Cat leads them to outer space and a final encounter with Dogzilla!
Lessons include: Being friendly is often worthwhile; we all need help when taking on big tasks.
Steph runs and writes the TTRPGkids website, an ENnie awarded web resource with over 400 articles and posts about tabletop RPGs for kids! They've published many TTRPGs for young players and have used game elements in educational settings to help students connect with the material.
Phil Bechtel writes all the episodes of the Kid Stories Podcast where there are stories of ninjas, and dragons and talking sandwiches and fart jokes and a bunch of other fun stuff. He just started publishing two other fun podcasts: Dungeon Crashers and Captain Maxx and the Starfighters.
This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The real-life dice rolls help us tell the story, along with your What-If questions! Listen to 294-296, 302-304, 307, and 310 to get caught up on the current campaign. Past G&G episodes include 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279.
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310. G&G #30: What if cats could be Astronauts? (w/ Steph & Phil)
Steph of TTRPG Kids and Phil of Kid Stories Podcast adventure in Dogopolis as DAK the delivery robot and Tillo the armadillo dust wizard. Sniff the Cat tells them that Dogzilla is coming, and the adventurers must figure out what to do! Some old friends may help along the way…
Lessons include: Gathering information can help you make big decisions; it is easier to make friends when both parties are open and welcoming.
Steph runs and writes the TTRPGkids website, an ENnie awarded web resource with over 400 articles and posts about tabletop RPGs for kids! They've published many TTRPGs for young players and have used game elements in educational settings to help students connect with the material.
Phil Bechtel writes all the episodes of the Kid Stories Podcast where there are stories of ninjas, and dragons and talking sandwiches and fart jokes and a bunch of other fun stuff. He just started publishing two other fun podcasts: Dungeon Crashers and Captain Maxx and the Starfighters.
This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The real-life dice rolls help us tell the story, along with your What-If questions! Listen to 294-296, 302-304, and 307 to get caught up on the current campaign. Past G&G episodes include 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279.
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118. Aria asks: What if monsters were made of carpet?
Cthunkle, Squiderella, and Scully think they must scare chickens to get eggs from them. Could there be a better way? Find out in this extra whacky April Fools’ story.
Lessons include: Kindness and cooperation can be much more effective than being loud and scary; messing with technology you don’t understand can be dangerous.
This remastered story originally aired on April 1st, 2019.
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113. Anika asks: What if you interviewed the Jammaloos?
Mamma Jamma, Poppa Loo, Zach, and Zizi are all coming to the studio to answer some of your pressing questions. When every family member shines, Poppa Loo starts to feel left out...
Lessons include: Everyone in the family has something to contribute; a little moment can be as special as a grand adventure.
This remastered episode originally aired on February 18th, 2019.
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57. What if toys could read your mind?
Merry Ifmas and Happy Holidays! Scully the Squid has had a tough year and isn’t really sure what he wants, so Santaphant gives him a telepathic toy to help figure it out. Will Scully learn to speak his mind?
Lessons include: bottling up your emotions doesn’t gets good results, “boy” and “girl” toys have more in common than you think
This remastered episode originally aired December 18th, 2017.
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67. What if puppies had laser eyes and could fly?
Remember when all you wanted was a flying laser puppy and your mom said “You’ll blow our roof off!” Let’s see if the old adage is true.
Lessons include: parents may seem unfair, but they’ll do anything to protect us; lasers are better off left to make believe
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190. A Cthunkle Carol (Part 2)
Cthunkle left off with the impulsive ghost of Ifmas Present. Will the wicked Squidopus learn the error of his ways, or will he defeated by a sludge monster?
Lessons include: Being kind and fair can feel like a sacrifice, but it’s a very rewarding one; being unfair may not always get you punished, but it rarely brings you true happiness.
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189. A Cthunkle Carol (Part 1)
Cthunkle’s getting a surprise birthday present, a story where he’s actually taken over What If World! Of course, ruling the world may not be so fun when Cthunkle finds himself haunted by moralizing spirits...
Lessons include: Great wealth and power doesn’t bring great happiness; we don’t need to wait for the holidays to be kind to each other.
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185. The Hat Trick (President Elect: Part 2)
Fair Elise and Alabaster Zero confront the villain who has been challenging What If World’s election results!
Lessons include: There is no such thing as absolute power; if enough people work together, no villain can defeat them
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184. What if when you took your hat off it was full of spiderwebs? (President Elect: Part 1)
Poppa Loo’s News announces the next president, but then a mystery case of spider-web hats overtakes the people of What If World! Can Alabaster and Fair Elise get to the bottom of their latest case?
Lessons include: our relationships are meant to grow and change just as we do; wanting something really badly doesn’t mean you are entitled to it.
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