Eric O'Keefe 6/26/23 Eric O'Keefe 6/26/23

62. Benjamin asks: What if paper airplanes stayed in the air forever?

The Observatorium gets a new student, Parsha Parchment-Paper, from the esteemed school of Wentbridge! She’s unhappy with her new, underfunded school and lets Abacus know it. Will the wizard’s paper airplane lesson win her over, or will it nearly destroy the school… again…

Lessons include: you can only make new friends if you give them a chance, and where you’re from doesn’t make you better or worse than anyone else.

This episode first aired on May 5th, 2018.

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Eric O'Keefe 6/19/23 Eric O'Keefe 6/19/23

287. CJ asks: What if everything that rhymed was true? (Kids Listen Summer Sampler 2023)

Q-Rex is too nervous to admit that he doesn’t know how to swim, but maybe he can rhyme around it! This episode is part of the Kids Listen Summer Sampler 2023. Stay tuned to hear great mini-episodes from What If World and nine other great podcasts for kids.

Lessons include: There are no shortcuts to learning a new skill; practice can be fun even when you fail.

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Eric O'Keefe 6/12/23 Eric O'Keefe 6/12/23

286. Maksim asks: What if trains were alive? (ZZZizitation)

In this courage meditation, Zizi rides the Dream Engine, passing by her anxieties about grades, embarrassment, and the environment, then letting them go on her way to sleep.

Lessons include: Self-care makes it easier and more rewarding to care for others; other people’s judgment cannot change our inherent worth; our mistakes help us grow when we acknowledge them.

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Eric O'Keefe 6/5/23 Eric O'Keefe 6/5/23

285. Sonny asks: What if snakes and wizards were friends?

Abacus’s new snake friend teaches him how to be more decisive. But can Abacus teach the snake the power of doubt?

Lessons: Finding joy can take a lot of trial and error; practice being decisive when the stakes are low; it’s healthy to examine and share your doubts, especially before a big decision

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Eric O'Keefe 5/29/23 Eric O'Keefe 5/29/23

81. Olivia asks: What if Alabaster Zero got sent to What Is World?

When a stray spell from a frustrated fairy flings Alabaster into the real world, he’ll have to finally take responsibility for his own actions! Will he learn to take his job seriously, or will he be stuck at Mr. Eric’s house forever?

Lessons include: thinking you’re good at something isn’t enough, you have to keep working hard in order to improve; when your goofy antics bother your friends, it’s time to give them a rest

This episode originally aired June 18th, 2018.Subscribe at whatifworld.fun and check out our Yoto Cards!

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Eric O'Keefe 5/22/23 Eric O'Keefe 5/22/23

284. Zila asks: What if your dance teacher was a dog?

JFKat wants to take a Yoga class but ends up in a dance class taught by Fred the Dog. Can he overcome his embarrassment and learn to love dancing?

Lessons include: As a wise woman named Amy Poehler once said, “If you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world.”; Embarrassment fades quickly when we learn to embrace our individuality and mistakes.

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Eric O'Keefe 5/15/23 Eric O'Keefe 5/15/23

283. Sazzy asks: What if kittens played the glockenspiel? (Lost Lynn Part 2)

When super fans Mamma Jamma and Glockenspiel meet Miss Lynn, their favorite musical artist, work slows to a halt at the Bakeroofactory. And strange things happen each time they play her songs…

Lessons include: Helping others sometimes means letting them go their own way; what seems commonplace to you may seem extraordinary to others, and vice versa!

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Eric O'Keefe 5/8/23 Eric O'Keefe 5/8/23

282. Stump Miss Lynn! (Lost Lynn Part 1)

Miss Lynn gets trapped in What If World and has to answer Cthunkles’ trivia questions to escape. Of course, being Cthunkle, some questions are nearly impossible to answer!

Lessons include: Good trivia should feel like a challenge but not an impossible one; we all feel left out sometimes and sharing those feelings can help us move on or get involved.

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Eric O'Keefe 5/1/23 Eric O'Keefe 5/1/23

124. Jack asks: What if all of What If World had identical twins?

When Fred catches a “glowed” (think an especially shiny cold), he starts duplicating everyone in What If World with his magical sneezes!

Lessons include: helping others out can leave them with more time and energy to play with you; taking advantage of others' care is not very caring

This episode originally aired on May 20th, 2019.

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Eric O'Keefe 4/24/23 Eric O'Keefe 4/24/23

281. Levi asks: What if stovepipe hats had stoves on top?

Can the wizard, Professor Abacus P. Grumbler, really go a whole day without using magic? Maybe, if he goes shopping at the Monster Market!

Lessons include: You can always find a way to help, though it might involve stepping outside of your comfort zone; when a resource is scarce, we’ve got to do our best to share it.

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Eric O'Keefe 4/17/23 Eric O'Keefe 4/17/23

280. Elsa asks: What if it got so cold that everything grew fur?

Pixicato is bored of studying magic, so she takes a break with her friend Snurtle, the snow turtle. But when they get trapped in a Minotaur’s Labyrinth, will her magic be enough to save them?

Lessons include: Every new skill you practice can help you find your path; as Pablo Picasso once said, you must “learn the rules like a pro so that you can break them like an artist.”

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Eric O'Keefe 4/10/23 Eric O'Keefe 4/10/23

279. Desmond asks: What if a cat and a dog started a cooking show?

Welcome to another episode of inFredible! This time, Fred joins JFKat to cook all your favorite foods that start with P! Unless, of course, they come alive…

Lessons include: Taking a break from plans and worries may help you discover a solution; sharing a meal with loved ones is a great way to reconnect

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44. Tallulah asks: What if cats could turn into vampires?

Have you ever heard the tale of the “Guy Who Cried Vampire”? Well, neither has hard-nosed detective Alabaster Zero. Can he and Fair Elise get to the bottom of this vampire mystery? And what's the deal with that cat?

Lessons include: a dream come true may not be all you imagined, and your brain is better at solving mysteries than your gut.

This remastered episode originally aired on August 28th, 2017.

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Eric O'Keefe 3/27/23 Eric O'Keefe 3/27/23

278. G&G #22: The Way Home

Zach and Zizi finally find the portal home, but first, they have to get passed the Underlows. Can Scully and Cthunkle arrive in time to help?

Lessons include: grownups make mistakes, too; you don’t have to wait until you’re a grownup to try to make a difference.

This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to all G&G episodes: 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-278.

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Eric O'Keefe 3/20/23 Eric O'Keefe 3/20/23

277. G&G #21: What if poodles sat on noodles and flies sat on pies?

After a What-If Question mishap, Zach and Zizi decide to take matters into their own hands and save themselves from the world of Guilds & Goblins.

Lessons include: The difference between confidence and entitlement is how we face failure; caution can keep us safe, but we must leave the house to live our lives.

This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to all previous G&G episodes: 176, 181, 182, 191, 192, 193, 199, 199 ½, 214, 215, 216, 217, 243, 244, 245, 263, 270, 271, 275, and 276.

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Eric O'Keefe 3/13/23 Eric O'Keefe 3/13/23

276. G&G #20: What if rabbits flew in the sky with rattlesnakes?

Lowlandra is searching for Skullen Bones, Zachimedes, and Turtock, when she is set upon by the devious Tattlesnakes. Can she satisfy the secret-spreading snakes in time to save her friends?

Lessons include: Sharing truthful news and information is a vital service; rumor and opinion can be harmful if presented as truth.

This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. Listen to all previous G&G episodes: 176, 181, 182, 191, 192, 193, 199, 199 ½, 214, 215, 216, 217, 243, 244, 245, 263, 270, 271, and 275.

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Eric O'Keefe 3/6/23 Eric O'Keefe 3/6/23

275. G&G #19: What if you found a red crystal with mysterious powers?

Zachimedes, Turtock, and Skullen Bones are on the search for Lowlandra, when they find a mysterious crystal that could be a major threat to the land of Berend. Their journey leads them to a mystical volcano and some incredible discoveries.

Lessons include: Using force can make problems worse; Powerful tools need to be handled with care.

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Eric O'Keefe 2/27/23 Eric O'Keefe 2/27/23

122. Winnie asks: What if board games could play themselves?

Winnie Winnie Worm Worm and Leo Riggelo go all the way to Lost Wegas in search of a place where they can play games without being judged.

Lessons include: toys and games don’t have to be designated for girls and boys; playing with new and different kids is an enriching experience for you and for them

This episode originally aired May 6th, 2019.

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274. Adella asks: What if Fred went to Iceland and his tongue kept getting stuck on the ice?

Fred the Dog is on a mission to find everyone who got lost on What Is World after the Time Vortex. Can he learn to accept the help he needs, or will he just keep licking ice and getting stuck?

Lessons include: it’s okay to accept help; kids are not responsible for their grownups’ feelings.

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Eric O'Keefe 2/13/23 Eric O'Keefe 2/13/23

273. David asks: What if Candy the Kid and his Butterscotch Boots were trapped on Mars?

When Candy the Kid’s parents ask him to stop his wandering ways and work for them, he runs away, but he ends up trapped on Mars!

Lessons include: It can be hard to say how we feel, but your loved ones will always listen; connection and curiosity guide us through conflict better than isolation and punishment.

This episode refers to the Time Vortex, a strange phenomenon that displaced many characters in What If World. You can listen to this story as a stand alone, but to hear more about the Time Vortex, you can listen to episodes 267, 268, and 272 first.

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