G&G 23: What if every time I sneezed, someone disappeared?
People across Berend are mysteriously disappearing, and Swansong must recruit her old friends to help. We’ll meet Alabama Hera, the Cyclops Gum Slinger (yes, GUM!), and Malodor, the Crab-Shark Smelladin. Can they use the powers of bubble gum and smelly stuff to save the day?
Lessons include: There’s usually a way to simplify a game so that everyone can play; de-escalating can help keep yourself and others safe
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97. The Presidential Debate!
The final 6 presidential candidates will have to answer your questions if they want to get the job! Unfortunately, Mr. Eric’s never run a debate before… how bad could it be?
Lessons include: Whether you’re a president, or a tiny talking mouse, your ideas and efforts can make a big difference; Everyone needs help sometimes, and leaders need the most help!
This remastered episode originally aired on 10/15/2018.
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293. Willow asks: What if it rained anvils? (w/ Michael Brown)
Petey the Pirate starts working for Mr. Smith (Michael Brown), a struggling blacksmith with a tiny anvil. When King Customer asks them to fix his crown, their white lies lead to anvil-related mishaps and a new fashion trend.
Lessons include: Exaggeration is often harmless, but little lies can stack up quickly; repairing and reusing possessions keeps them from becoming forever trash!
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292. Etta asks: What if you could walk on the underside of bridges?
Erana Frudge is a beloved bridge made of fudge, and she asks a tiny toll for crossing. But she slowly falls apart when people learn a secret way to cross without paying.
Lessons include: We all need to contribute a little to take care of what’s important to our communities; When the feeling of missing others is shared, it becomes normal and healthy communal behavior.
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291. Ezra asks: What if a Starbucks opened next to the Cthoffee Shop? (w/ Ezra & Moe Poplar)
It’s Cthunkle’s biggest little rival yet, Farluck the Bunny! Has the squidopus grown enough to make up with his old friend, or will this be the end of the Cthoffee Shop?!
Lessons include: It’s never too late to start practicing kindness; Seeking amends is a healthier practice than seeking revenge.
This episode features Ezra and Moe Poplar, co-creators of the BunnAmigos podcast. Get caught up on this travel & stories podcast for kids, before their new season starts in September: ashyfeet.com/bunnamigos-3
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12. Chloe asks: What if there was a never-ending bowl of ice cream?
Is it possible to have too much of a good thing? Like too much ice cream, too many wizards, or too many time-traveling robots? Let’s find out together and enjoy greatly improved audio quality on this remastered episode.
Lessons include: Talking about our mistakes can help prevent even bigger complications; everyone can learn if they take the time to listen.
This remastered episode originally aired on December 12th, 2016.
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290. Eleanor & Luna ask: What if everyone dressed in only candy?
Santaphants gives the elves an early Neighbor Day gift, and they all end up stuck together! Can Whitlynn the Reindeer save the day, or will she need help from Whodolph and Fred?
Lessons include: We can offer to help a neighbor who is struggling, but if we insist on helping, it can make them feel belittled; We don’t need to wait for a holiday to celebrate and support each other.
This episode is part of Kid Listen’s Disability Pride Month celebration. Follow this link for Episodes and Resources.
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289. Elliot asks: What if you rode a rocket ship to the moon and crashed into a wizard?
Abacus P. Grumbler gets fired, and he’s feeling low. He’s got to work on his relationship with food. Fortunately, Hungry Bungry is there to teach him how to Bunger His Hunger!
Lessons include: Mindful eating will help us enjoy our food and listen to our bodies; positive self-talk is important in building confidence (and overcoming food guilt).
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288. Sal asks: What If What If World came inside my bedroom?
Imagine adventuring with Fred the Dog without ever getting out of bed! Mr. Eric and Whendiana Joan will come along for the ride on a bicycle made for two (sometimes three).
Lessons include: The world can be unfair, but we can still choose to be fair to each other; changing your past would change who you are and could alter many other lives!
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62. Benjamin asks: What if paper airplanes stayed in the air forever?
The Observatorium gets a new student, Parsha Parchment-Paper, from the esteemed school of Wentbridge! She’s unhappy with her new, underfunded school and lets Abacus know it. Will the wizard’s paper airplane lesson win her over, or will it nearly destroy the school… again…
Lessons include: you can only make new friends if you give them a chance, and where you’re from doesn’t make you better or worse than anyone else.
This episode first aired on May 5th, 2018.
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287. CJ asks: What if everything that rhymed was true? (Kids Listen Summer Sampler 2023)
Q-Rex is too nervous to admit that he doesn’t know how to swim, but maybe he can rhyme around it! This episode is part of the Kids Listen Summer Sampler 2023. Stay tuned to hear great mini-episodes from What If World and nine other great podcasts for kids.
Lessons include: There are no shortcuts to learning a new skill; practice can be fun even when you fail.
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286. Maksim asks: What if trains were alive? (ZZZizitation)
In this courage meditation, Zizi rides the Dream Engine, passing by her anxieties about grades, embarrassment, and the environment, then letting them go on her way to sleep.
Lessons include: Self-care makes it easier and more rewarding to care for others; other people’s judgment cannot change our inherent worth; our mistakes help us grow when we acknowledge them.
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285. Sonny asks: What if snakes and wizards were friends?
Abacus’s new snake friend teaches him how to be more decisive. But can Abacus teach the snake the power of doubt?
Lessons: Finding joy can take a lot of trial and error; practice being decisive when the stakes are low; it’s healthy to examine and share your doubts, especially before a big decision
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81. Olivia asks: What if Alabaster Zero got sent to What Is World?
When a stray spell from a frustrated fairy flings Alabaster into the real world, he’ll have to finally take responsibility for his own actions! Will he learn to take his job seriously, or will he be stuck at Mr. Eric’s house forever?
Lessons include: thinking you’re good at something isn’t enough, you have to keep working hard in order to improve; when your goofy antics bother your friends, it’s time to give them a rest
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284. Zila asks: What if your dance teacher was a dog?
JFKat wants to take a Yoga class but ends up in a dance class taught by Fred the Dog. Can he overcome his embarrassment and learn to love dancing?
Lessons include: As a wise woman named Amy Poehler once said, “If you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world.”; Embarrassment fades quickly when we learn to embrace our individuality and mistakes.
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283. Sazzy asks: What if kittens played the glockenspiel? (Lost Lynn Part 2)
When super fans Mamma Jamma and Glockenspiel meet Miss Lynn, their favorite musical artist, work slows to a halt at the Bakeroofactory. And strange things happen each time they play her songs…
Lessons include: Helping others sometimes means letting them go their own way; what seems commonplace to you may seem extraordinary to others, and vice versa!
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282. Stump Miss Lynn! (Lost Lynn Part 1)
Miss Lynn gets trapped in What If World and has to answer Cthunkles’ trivia questions to escape. Of course, being Cthunkle, some questions are nearly impossible to answer!
Lessons include: Good trivia should feel like a challenge but not an impossible one; we all feel left out sometimes and sharing those feelings can help us move on or get involved.
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124. Jack asks: What if all of What If World had identical twins?
When Fred catches a “glowed” (think an especially shiny cold), he starts duplicating everyone in What If World with his magical sneezes!
Lessons include: helping others out can leave them with more time and energy to play with you; taking advantage of others' care is not very caring
This episode originally aired on May 20th, 2019.
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281. Levi asks: What if stovepipe hats had stoves on top?
Can the wizard, Professor Abacus P. Grumbler, really go a whole day without using magic? Maybe, if he goes shopping at the Monster Market!
Lessons include: You can always find a way to help, though it might involve stepping outside of your comfort zone; when a resource is scarce, we’ve got to do our best to share it.
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