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001 - What if I had 101 best friends - Read Transcript / Download PDF
002 - What if I were to turn myself into a hamburger - Read Transcript / Download PDF
003 - What if we moved into a spooky, scary house - Read Transcript / Download PDF
004 - What if robots could turn into dragons - Read Transcript / Download PDF
005 - What if things were floating in outer space - Read Transcript / Download PDF
006 - What if it rained candy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
007 - What if cats rules the world - Read Transcript / Download PDF
008 - What if Tom Brady came to my house - Read Transcript / Download PDF
009 - What if I turned into a video game - Read Transcript / Download PDF
010 - What if a rabbit laid eggs in a cloud that fell down - Read Transcript / Download PDF
011 - What if a weasel could fly - Read Transcript / Download PDF
012 - What if there were a never ending bowl of ice cream - Read Transcript / Download PDF
013 - What if kids were nocturnal - Read Transcript / Download PDF
014 - What if trains were never made - Read Transcript / Download PDF
015 - What if somebody wove a tapestry around the sun and nobody could see - Read Transcript / Download PDF
016 - What if dogs never grew - Read Transcript / Download PDF
017 - What if cars could fly - Read Transcript / Download PDF
018 - What if you could control the wind - Read Transcript / Download PDF
019 - What if we stopped having birthdays - Read Transcript / Download PDF
020 - What if a ferret chewed on a cookie in an orchestra - Read Transcript / Download PDF
021 - What if superheroes were my friends - Read Transcript / Download PDF
022 - What if a tree named Harrigo ate a chocolate that was talking - Read Transcript / Download PDF
023 - What if it snowed even in summer - Read Transcript / Download PDF
024 - What if summer camp was in the clouds - Read Transcript / Download PDF
025 - What if my dog could talk and go to school with us - Read Transcript / Download PDF
026 - What if Legos were alive - Read Transcript / Download PDF
027 - What if a cat named Sniff ran away to a house of candy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
028 - What if Zombies were kind to people and they didn’t do anything to them - Read Transcript / Download PDF
029 - What if elephants were small and could talk and meerkats were big - Read Transcript / Download PDF
030 - What if mirrors could talk back to each other - Read Transcript / Download PDF
031 - What if dolphins could fly - Read Transcript / Download PDF
032 - What if sharks had legs - Read Transcript / Download PDF
033 - What if snakes had feathers and birds had scales? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
034 - What if I could jump through my TV and jump into Minecraft world - Read Transcript / Download PDF
035 - What if humans found an alien spaceship and what if houses built themselves - Read Transcript / Download PDF
036 - What if Paw Patrol were big and knights were small - Read Transcript / Download PDF
037 - What if cats are rocket ships and you could turn into a polka dot - Read Transcript / Download PDF
038 - What if werewolves and unicorns were real and everyone had a unicorn as a pet - Read Transcript / Download PDF
039 - What if ninjas could turn into animals - Read Transcript / Download PDF
040 - What if candy were good for you - Read Transcript / Download PDF
041 - What if I had a carnival at my house - Read Transcript / Download PDF
042 - What if marshmallows could talk and the law was humans couldn’t eat them - Read Transcript / Download PDF
043 - What if Abacus P. Grumbler turned me into a lion & a chicken could ride a cloud - Read Transcript / Download PDF
044 - What if cats could turn into vampires - Read Transcript / Download PDF
045 - What if a mermaid named Meriah found a beautiful treasure & became a legend - Read Transcript / Download PDF
046 - What if grapefruit were alive and wore shirts - Read Transcript / Download PDF
047 - What if the dragon trainer movie were real - Read Transcript / Download PDF
048 - What if kids could turn into Strep fighting ninjas - Read Transcript / Download PDF
049 - What if people that I touch go stuff & anything that’s not alive I touch comes alive - Read Transcript / Download PDF
050 - What if Mr. Eric did a two-part Halloween special - Part 1 - Read Transcript / Download PDF
051 - What if Mr. Eric did a two-part Halloween special - Part 2 - Read Transcript / Download PDF
052 - What if the sorting hat from Hogwarts started saying random words instead of houses at the start of the year - Read Transcript / Download PDF
053 - What If? (The Musical!) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
054 - What if ninjas and pirates starting fighting over which chair they wanted to sit in - Read Transcript / Download PDF
055 - What if restaurants could move themselves - Read Transcript / Download PDF
056 - What if magicians came from the future & smelled like garbage & made everything better (plus living chairs) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
057 - What if Santa were an elephant and toys could read your mind - Read Transcript / Download PDF
058 - What if unicorns and narwhals had jedi sabers for their horns - Read Transcript / Download PDF
059 - What if babysitters sat on babies - Read Transcript / Download PDF
060 - What if dinosaurs and chickens could turn into anything - Read Transcript / Download PDF
061 - What if Abacus and JFKat drank a potion at the same time and switched minds? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
062 - What if paper airplanes stayed in the air forever - Read Transcript / Download PDF
062½ - Bonus - What if old chewed up dog toys came back for revenge? (patron-only bonus episode) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
063 - What if Transformers could turn into Christmas trees and Christmas trees could turn into Transformers - Read Transcript / Download PDF
064 - What if pictures that you’ve taken in the past turned into movies when you looked at them - Read Transcript / Download PDF
065 - What if I were raised by dragons - Read Transcript / Download PDF
066 - An Interview with Abacus - Read Transcript / Download PDF
067 - What if puppies had laser eyes and could fly - Read Transcript / Download PDF
068 - What if giants could turn into fairies and fairies could turn into giants - Read Transcript / Download PDF
069 - What if ants could dance and people could turn invisible - Read Transcript / Download PDF
070 - What if phoenixes turned into tacos instead of ashes - Read Transcript / Download PDF
071 - Vampirton! (with Mick Sullivan) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
072 - What if jellybeans worked at a grocery store (plus talking cats) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
073 - What if Mr. Eric answered the longest question ever - Read Transcript / Download PDF
074 - What if there was no moon - Read Transcript / Download PDF
075 - What if leaves called big armies to fight dragons - Read Transcript / Download PDF
076 - What if cheetahs could jump the sky and never fall down? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
077 - What if parents went to school and kids went to work - Read Transcript / Download PDF
078 - What if mad scientists had to wear diapers - Read Transcript / Download PDF
079 - What if unicorns turned to rocks when they’re shy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
080 - What if cows could make money from mooing - Read Transcript / Download PDF
081 - What if Fair Elise got really frustrated with Alabaster Zero and teleported him to What Is World - Read Transcript / Download PDF
082 - What if ninja turtles could fly and birds could cry - Read Transcript / Download PDF
083 - What if I could be invisible and lights could shoot - Read Transcript / Download PDF
084 - What if fair Elise and Fred the dog climbed up Mount Everest - Read Transcript / Download PDF
085 - What if Bobby Robot delivered pizza - Read Transcript / Download PDF
086 - What if crabs could dance and super heroes lost their powers - Read Transcript / Download PDF
087 - What if mommies lasso a dinosaur and give him butterfly kisses - Read Transcript / Download PDF
088 - What if I jumped on a trampoline and landed on a cloud - Read Transcript / Download PDF
089 - What if I could fly over traffic - Read Transcript / Download PDF
090 - What if swim class was in the trees and princesses rescued knights - Read Transcript / Download PDF
091 - What if Mr. Eric did an interview with Fred the Dog - Read Transcript / Download PDF
092 - What if donuts came to life and went on a journey to find toppings - Read Transcript / Download PDF
093 - What if blankets could talk and the whole town was a transformer - Read Transcript / Download PDF
094 - What if pianos could move and talk and stairs turned into houses - Read Transcript / Download PDF
095 - What if JFKat had to tell the story (and could control everything and read minds) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
096 - What if colors made a civilization and picked favorite humans - Read Transcript / Download PDF
097 - What if What If World had a presidential debate - Read Transcript / Download PDF
098 - What if unicorns lived in Halloween bushes? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
099 - How could a chicken fly in the sky and lift all the stuff that he sees - Read Transcript / Download PDF
100 - What if up was down and down was up? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
101 - What if Cthunkle did his show, “What Is World,” and interviewed Mr. Eric? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
102 - What if I was a unicorn and Fred the dog found my fairy garden - Read Transcript / Download PDF
103 - What if JFKat had a friend named Purrcy (Purrcy Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
104 - What if there was a super hero cat (Purrcy Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
105 - What If Pixicato and Sprite Alright went into a dungeon (Ifmas Puzzle Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
106 - What if puzzles could walk and talk (Ifmas Puzzle Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
107 - What if tigers lost their stripes - Read Transcript / Download PDF
108 - What if an evil wizard turned all the cats into dragons - Read Transcript / Download PDF
109 - What if the fur force crash landed in a wormhole and went to the future - Read Transcript / Download PDF
110 - What if phones came alive - Read Transcript / Download PDF
111 - What if french fries and drinks had a war - Read Transcript / Download PDF
112 - What if when cows mooed, they shot bow and arrows out of their noses - Read Transcript / Download PDF
113 - A family interview - Read Transcript / Download PDF
114 - What if rhinoceroses took over Egypt - Read Transcript / Download PDF
115 - What if popcorn could talk - Read Transcript / Download PDF
116 - What if Fred licked the internet - Read Transcript / Download PDF
117 - What if you traveled back in time to when it rained candy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
118 - What if monsters were made of carpet - Read Transcript / Download PDF
119 - What if kids love chores - Read Transcript / Download PDF
120 - What if my lunch lady was an octopus - Read Transcript / Download PDF
121 - What if What If World was not real - Read Transcript / Download PDF
122 - What if worms wore pajamas and played with toys - Read Transcript / Download PDF
123 - What if eagles wear glasses and eated too much meat - Read Transcript / Download PDF
124 - What if all of What If World had identical twins - Read Transcript / Download PDF
125 - What if rich ghosts were bad at selling cars - Read Transcript / Download PDF
126 - What if baseballs and basketballs were alive - Read Transcript / Download PDF
127 - What if Fred the Dog didn’t like sticks - Read Transcript / Download PDF
128 - What if villagers got treasures when they made mistakes - Read Transcript / Download PDF
129 - What if Abacus' parents came to visit and he turned them into tomatoes - Read Transcript / Download PDF
130 - What if trees fell and another one grew back right away - Read Transcript / Download PDF
131 - What if kids could sleep at school - Read Transcript / Download PDF
132 - What if mountains could turn into backpacks - Read Transcript / Download PDF
133 - What if sabretooth tigers could be ninjas - Read Transcript / Download PDF
134 - What if Fred got a disease that made anyone he touched travel back in time - Read Transcript / Download PDF
135 - What if Fred the Dog had a dance party - Read Transcript / Download PDF
136 - What if there was an Escape Room in What If World - Read Transcript / Download PDF
137 - What if the lion and the elephant met up to get spaghetti - Read Transcript / Download PDF
138 - What if Barbies were real and they lived with evil robots - Read Transcript / Download PDF
139 - What if cats lived in outer space - Read Transcript / Download PDF
140 - What if ninjago legos came to life (in a cooking class) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
141 - What if a witch turned a hamster into a unicorn - Read Transcript / Download PDF
142 - What if numbers were made out of tangerines - Read Transcript / Download PDF
143 - What if people sneezed pickles - Read Transcript / Download PDF
144 - What if mermaids turn into robots - Read Transcript / Download PDF
145 - What if Fred had a pokemon - Read Transcript / Download PDF
146 - What if lunchboxes could talk to food - Read Transcript / Download PDF
147 - What if Santaphant got sick and Kiddoclaus had to deliver Christmas - Read Transcript / Download PDF
148 - What if dragons can’t fly - Read Transcript / Download PDF
149 - What if magic didn’t exist - Read Transcript / Download PDF
150 - What if imagination was good - Read Transcript / Download PDF
151 - What if holidays flew onto Mount Everest - Read Transcript / Download PDF
152 - What if Fred went into a portal to Zombie Land - Read Transcript / Download PDF
153 - What if clocks were bananas and monkeys ate time - Read Transcript / Download PDF
154 - What if Mr. Eric wasn’t real - Read Transcript / Download PDF
155 - What if clouds were made out of cotton candy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
156 - What if Mr. Eric got sucked into What If World and Cthunkle took him into his lair - Read Transcript / Download PDF
157 - What if dinosaurs were alive today - Read Transcript / Download PDF
158 - What if everyone wore the same color clothes - Read Transcript / Download PDF
159 - What if there was such a thing as magic shoes? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
160 - What if Story Pirates came into What If World - Read Transcript / Download PDF
161 - What if Alabaster Zero got interviewed by Mr. Eric and JFKat - Read Transcript / Download PDF
162 - What if Fred the Dog bought the What-If-Mobile - Read Transcript / Download PDF
163 - What if Pixicato went on a secret mission to find Fred the Dog - Read Transcript / Download PDF
164 - What if Alabaster Zero got fired - Read Transcript / Download PDF
165 - What if there were an evil monster named Kammy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
166 - What if trees go to school - Read Transcript / Download PDF
167 - What if unicorns turn invisible when they get mad - Read Transcript / Download PDF
168 - What if hats talked to ants - Read Transcript / Download PDF
169 - What if squids squirted jello instead of ink - Read Transcript / Download PDF
170 - What if dinos lived in a dog’s mouth - Read Transcript / Download PDF
171 - What if beds ate pickles - Read Transcript / Download PDF
172 - What if the “What If” was a secret - Read Transcript / Download PDF
173 - The Wholympics! - Read Transcript / Download PDF
174 - What if a pirate and a detective went on an adventure together - Read Transcript / Download PDF
175 - What if a girl and a bear were twin sisters - Read Transcript / Download PDF
176 - Guilds and Goblins Part 1 - Read Transcript / Download PDF
177 - What if a dragon got stuck in time - Read Transcript / Download PDF
178 - Big trouble for little Freddy - Read Transcript / Download PDF
179 - What Is Wiz (with Abacus) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
180 - What if every closet had a skeleton in it - Read Transcript / Download PDF
181 - What if ballerinas met with dinosaurs (Guilds & Goblins Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
182 - A Ballerdino Halloweeno - Read Transcript / Download PDF
183 - Zero Hour: The Hidden Holiday - Read Transcript / Download PDF
184 - What if when you took off your hat it was full of spiderwebs - Read Transcript / Download PDF
185 - The Hat Trick - Read Transcript / Download PDF
186 - What if Mr. Eric had an evil twin brother - Read Transcript / Download PDF
187 - What if pies ate themselves - Read Transcript / Download PDF
188 - What How World: Tell Your Own Story! - Read Transcript / Download PDF
189 - A Cthunkle Carol (Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
190 - A Cthunkle Carol (Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
191 - Guilds & Goblins Part 4: Faerie Forest - Read Transcript / Download PDF
192 - Guilds & Goblins Part 5: Sun Snappers - Read Transcript / Download PDF
193 - Guilds & Goblins Part 6: What if unicorns and cars morphed together? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
194 - What if a dog dug a hole and everything fell in - Read Transcript / Download PDF
195 - What if scientists bring back dinosaurs? (w/ Kennen Hutchison) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
196 - What if the middle of the earth was cotton candy and catnip? (w/ Ari Kelly) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
197 - What if bubbles ate cats - Read Transcript / Download PDF
198 - What if Mr. Eric interviewed Petey the Pirate - Read Transcript / Download PDF
199 - What if birthdays were every day? (G&G Part 7) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
199½ - Escape from the Cave of Cake! (G&G Part 8) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
202 - The Case of the Missing What If Characters - Read Transcript / Download PDF
203 - Whomanji (Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
204 - What if everyone had a superpower? (Whomanji Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
205 - What if alligators ate crayons? (Whomanji Part 3) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
207 - What if all of What if World had a potluck - Read Transcript / Download PDF
208 - What if you got sucked into a town but there was nobody there - Read Transcript / Download PDF
209 - What if Cthunkle opened a coffee shop? (Cthoffee Shop Plot Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
210 - What if a city sank in squid ink? (Cthoffee Shop Plot Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
211 - Snail Mail Stories - Read Transcript / Download PDF
212 - What if a mermaid wanted to fly? (w/Miss Lynn) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
213 - What if a dog got a Nintendo Switch? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
214 - G&G 9: What if bees could play the guitar - Read Transcript / Download PDF
215 - G&G 10: What if pigs made pickles - Read Transcript / Download PDF
216 - G&G 11: What if rainbows could swim - Read Transcript / Download PDF
217 - G&G 12: What if the sun was cold and the rain was hot - Read Transcript / Download PDF
218 - What if you could watch What If World on TV - Read Transcript / Download PDF
219 - What if you sang so loud that it shattered the world - Read Transcript / Download PDF
220 - Why can’t we throw pepper in the air to make clouds sneeze - Read Transcript / Download PDF
221 - What if hot sauce turned you into a villain - Read Transcript / Download PDF
222 - What if we were school buses’ breakfast? (Petey the Pumpkin Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
223 - What if a dog was a dentist? (Petey the Pumpkin Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
224 - What if a dragon breathed sprinkles? (w/Jonathan Cormur) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
225 - What if Tuna interviewed Mr. Eric? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
226 - What if paper dolls came to life and put on a show? - Read Transcript / Download PDF
227 - What if robots didn’t exist? (Dracoverse Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
228 - What if everything started turning into LEGO? (Dracoverse Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
229 - What if we could turn off gravity? (w/ Prabal Saxena) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
230 - What if Abacus turned into an abacus? (Storyport Part 1) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
231 - What if a donut had abs and liked to work out? (Storyport Part 2) - Read Transcript / Download PDF
232 - What if it started raining elephants - Read Transcript / Download PDF
233 - What if Fred the Dog fell in love - Read Transcript / Download PDF
234 - What if Mr. Eric interviewed Harrigo the Tree - Read Transcript / Download PDF
236 - What if Cthunkle teamed up with a psychic cobra - Read Transcript / Download PDF
237 - What if my cat, Dr. Jack Murphy PhD, had to tell the story - Read Transcript / Download PDF
238 - Anti-Fools’ Ray - Read Transcript / Download PDF
239 - What if coffee made you tired instead of awake - Read Transcript / Download PDF
240 - What if there was 54 JFKats - Read Transcript / Download PDF
242 - The Pirate, the Penguin, and the Pickle - Read Transcript / Download PDF
243 - G&G 13: What if there was a giant space chicken - Read Transcript / Download PDF
244 - G&G 14: What if cupcakes were alive - Read Transcript / Download PDF
245 - G&G 15: Who’s afraid of the big bad space chicken - Read Transcript / Download PDF
246 - What if flowers grew in play-dough - Read Transcript / Download PDF
247 - An interview with Pipey-O - Read Transcript / Download PDF
248 - What if "The Beatles" were actual beetles - Read Transcript / Download PDF
272 - What if grown ups wore diapers and kids wore underwear - Read Transcript / Download PDF
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